Well, I technically don't own a garage, but my parents make me sweep out theirs. That takes about 5 minutes to broom, but if you want to move everything out, we're talking a couple of hours.
Idea for the next poll: How many of you have a tap installed on the fridge in the garage?
^^^Tell him that if he ever does that again he will become maroon. Due to a deliberate deprivation of oxygen. (Also known as "Just try and pry my fingers off your neck!")
Ooh, I hate it when that happens. I bet there have been people with fifth wheels that have black corners from stacks. Stuff is hard to get off. (My dad's fireplace is wood burning, with little glass doors. Guess who gets to clean the doors?)