some dealers are different, cheap (and dont want to spend a dime on a trade in), crappy, or simply overlook the obvious.
The really good local dodge dealer changed numerous injection pumps and lift pumps on a customer's 2001 dodge high output cummins/ 6spd manual 2wd 11 ft flatbed chassis cab. Like clockwork, it would de-fuel constantly in hot weather. the new pumps, ECMs, etc never solved the issue, so they traded it on a new one. It was on the trade in row for a few days (long enough to get drooled over by my buddy) then off to denver for the auto auction, as the dealer wanted this "demon pickup" to leave the area.
my buddy asked about it, they actually had to bring it all the way back from denver, as long as he cut a check right there. needless to say, it was a beautiful 9.5 out of 10 for way under market value, so he jumped.
he took the battery terminals off, cleaned the shit out of it (fuzzy with corrosion, nasty as heck) while his son turned on every switch, stroked the electronic foot feed, thinking there was some static buildup (as per dodge forum). then they hooked it all back up, and used it for a few months, and it worked flawlessly. a customer of theirs offered 4 grand profit, and they sold it.
sometimes its something super simple.
but if you are still gun-shy, what is keeping Gerty from being a company truck, and converting the half ton to personal rig, other than paper work?
I would run synthetic oil in the diff and put airbags or roadmaster active suspension on the half ton, and use the new rubber on gerty.
but frankly, if the price is good, I would buy the car dealer rig, as its worth a gamble. worse case, full rebuild by a good trans shop (4L80E is super common, so you can trust a trans shop to do the work with a very, very, low chance of screwing it up), best case, some grounds or an ignition switch.
good luck!