Demonic possesion?
Just a guess here mind you, I never seen this one.
The humming would be an electrical arc inside disconnect your battery or the lead connections and see if it goes away- guessing it is putting a draw on the batts and shorting something out inside.
If you are comfortable pulling it apart, look for arcing signs.
The Oriellys here has the newer alternator component test where they can say which part is at fault- just a thought.