taking the train to work the other day, a friggin jackass committed suicide on the tracks and because of that jackass i was late to work and i had to work late!!!!
Commit suicide somewhere other than the train tracks retard.
Really though, I got a bird stuck in my grille driving to montana last year, i didnt even hear or feel it hit, when i pulled over to fill up i looked at my grille, and sure enough, there was woody woodpecker.