ROFL @ Leo... there's a reason why prairie creekbeds are full of soft grass...
I've spent my time camping with a bedroll and plastic groundsheet, carrying De-Hi food and eating by opportunity (fish, berries, roots, all that ucky stuff). Loved it - 35 years ago. Then marriage, tent, kids, softtop TT, a few hardtop TT, trailer, 5er, kids move away from home ... now the missus and I camp (and yes,we use the term loosely) in a Diesel Pusher. A/C, hot water, microwave...
Our idea of survival camping has changed (I prefer the term 'evolved') over the years. These days we get freaked when we don't have 50 amp power...